“Another Hollow OnLine Experience”

I was at a Walgreens the other night and saw these realistic renditions of chimera or f*cked up animals in the school supply section. My Question is, when did we decide to twist reality this much for kids. Isn’t it hard enough for them as it is? Are we just getting them ready for something? Thanks genetic engineering and thanks Kittrich Corp.

WTF? Homie

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This one scares me the most because it actually looks like something kids would want as a pet. Freakin monkeydogs… less confusing than Catdog though.